Saturday, August 22, 2009

Ending

This is it. My final blog post of the summer. For full effect, you can listen to these songs while you read the post. Here and here.

That's better. This morning I awoke and hung out for the last time downstairs. At around 11 we started the final clean-up and packing effort. It culminated with the baking of cookies (from a mix...) to welcome the guys back. We headed out around 12:30 and had an uneventful ride home, though there was a touch of traffic. We also listened to Rush Limbaugh ironically. Nice. And then, upon my arrival home, my Dale summer was over.

Overall, I think I am pleased with the comedy aspect of my summer. The comedy class, though not as great as the reviews made it out to be, was certainly a nice way to jump-start my comedy career. The performance, however, definitely spoiled me. Even a show at school might not be for that many people, even at its most successful. So in DC I did 24 performances in the about eight weeks after my class, which works out to about three performances a week. But I was definitely too skittish in the beginning, I should have just dived in at the beginning. But once I got into my groove, I was out four to five nights a week, which is about what I anticipated.

I don't think I realized how much of a constraint performing would be to writing. I definitely could have written more material, but then it would have just sat on my computer. Either that, or I would have been tempted to do new material each night and would have never worked on my old stuff. So I definitely thought I would be spending more time writing than I actually was. Maybe that's the benefit of writing sketches or things like that. But then you have to film them. So, it's tough. In retrospect, I wish I had taken some sort of random job at a comedy club in town. Even just calling people to remind them of reservations. I certainly had the time, and I could have made connections and even filled in for a comedian who was stuck in traffic. And then Seinfeld's agent would have seen me. And then I would have made it big. When I realized I had more free time than expected it was already too late. Oh well.

I definitely think that DC was the right place for me. I don't know about the NYC scene, but I can't imagine it would have been nearly as easy to get stage time. I never had to get places super early to sign up, I never had to bring people with me. It was also nice to have the same comedians on the circuit so I could at least form a marginal relationship with them. It was really a core group of 10-15 comics, and they all knew each other, they were all friends. Perhaps I'll hunt some of these guys down on facebook and keep marginally in touch. And make them give me an internship at their government contractors next summer.

So where do I go from here? Back to school. Where there will almost certainly be a stand-up club. I'm not sure exactly how I want it to function, but I want it to exist. I want to get a stand-up culture on campus for people who would not have pursued it otherwise. I want there to at least one or two shows a year where everyone makes their friends come and we perform for a large number of people. I want to keep getting better. As for further down the road, I don't want comedy to dictate what I do next summer. But I will certainly give it some weight if I'm deciding between jobs/internships in NYC and DC. When the time comes, I'll see how much it actually factors in.

So that's it. I am home for two more weeks, just hanging out, seeing family and whoever hasn't already left for college. I am glad to have found something that I can continue indefinitely and that I can bring back to school with me. And I'm glad it is something with basically only one goal: to make others laugh. What could be better?

Packing

Today was basically a day of preparing to leave. After TPIR, we spent the afternoon cleaning and getting the house in presentable shape. We cleaned the whole kitchen and the bathrooms and had to deal with a lot of random items no one lad claim to. We got it done though, so all we have to do tomorrow is a final vacuum and a final counter wipe down, then load the car and go. Other than that, as detailed in the other post, no show tonight, but I'm OK with that.

Tomorrow, when my summer experience is truly over, I'll discuss the comedy side. Tonight, I'll discuss the non-comedy things. First, the five non-comedic goals I set.

Explore DC - Not fantastic, but decent. I hit most of the things on the mall and did the Capitol Building thing. So I accomplished what most people in a week's vacation. I didn't see any of the food/nightlife/etc, but I was not particularly interested in that.

Learn basic piano skills- I think this went well. I got through the lesson book I have and can play pretty much all of the songs in it. I can play most songs with a simple right hand melody and left hand chords. If it's more complicated, I can take some time and get close, especially if the key is easy.

Beat Ocarina of Time - I did this as well as Majora's Mask. Nice.

Arrange a song for PUB - This just did not happen. One of these days...

Blog about my summer - This went well. I blogged about every day and only missed blogging one night. I don't know exactly how large my readership is, but it's greater than zero, so that's something.

Overall, I am happy with my non-comedy summer. The housing itself was perfectly adequate. I only wish I realized that a fifteen minute walk to the metro was much longer than it looked on Google maps. I would have preferred less ants and bugs, but other than that, it was exactly what I needed. The company was nice too, a nice cast of characters. But all really nice guys, hopefully our paths will cross again. I ate well, cooking for myself, ordering in maybe four times and eating out maybe six or seven. Four of five goals seems pretty good too.

Hope to be out no later than one tomorrow, trekking through the storms on the way home.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Performance the Twenty-Sixth?

Was, unfortunately, not tonight. A month ago I e-mailed the host to get on the show, saying that I was 95% sure I'd be in town, to put me on, and I'd let him know for sure later. I realized yesterday that I had not received a pre-show e-mail, so I contacted him. He responded saying he never heard from me and figured I had already left town and that the show was full, so he'd e-mail if he heard from someone who could not make it. There was no such e-mail. I think that I'm like 60-40 in the right, since if he assumed I was out of town, why not just e-mail, and I'm pretty sure I originally made it seem like I was coming. Then again, I should have followed through with my original e-mail. So just a misunderstanding. It was...understandable?

But, that's OK. I think last night was a much more appropriate final performance. I even had a final thank-you speech, at which point the movie could freeze frame and roll credits. And I'm not grumbling because the misunderstanding was reasonable on both ends.

So, the question is now, where and when will performance the twenty-sixth be? I'm not quite sure yet, but hopefully it will be soon and somewhere on Princeton's campus. Maybe Whitman Theater, or one of the black-boxes? We shall see. But I am pleased to say that it is indeed in sight.

Thanking

Another unexciting morning. The usual TPIR and such. Kabeer was home today, so we just hung out in the afternoon. We made a trek to McDonald's where Kabeer got the new Angus 1/3 pounder. I took enough money for an item on the dollar menu and ended up getting a sweet tea. It tasted like iced tea with an extra helping of corn syrup. Not too delicious. The I picked my things for tonight, ate some leftovers, and headed out for my final Comedy Spot show.

Tonight went decently. It was not terribly crowded, so the show was moving along. There were some regulars who weren't there. I went towards the end, but not that far along so there was still a decent crowd. My set went decently, definitely some things worth keeping. Whatever that means at this point. At the end of my time I thanked people and shared a minute summary of my comedic time this summer. They seemed appreciative and entertained, as I feel like I had the same experience the first two months as everyone else had.

The other comics were okay. Noteworthy was that there were two other young male comedians. One was very nervous and awkward and not funny. I think it was his first time. Hopefully he'll stick with it. He reminds me of me when I was a young comedian. Another had apparently been on the scene before but was away from the summer. He came back and was off his game, but seemed like he was normally funny. So, although I had the under 20 male spot locked up this summer, there were others on the scene.

Tomorrow is a day of cleaning and packing. Then hopefully my final show, provided the host returns my e-mail. We shall see.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Performance the Twenty-fifth

Tonight, Comedy Spot. My sixth and final performance at this lovely venue. This is where the largest faction of comedians I know hang out, so hopefully I leave them wanting more.

Joking

Pretty uneventful day. The attempts to clear out the fridge and pantry continue. As does watching TPIR. Other than that, not much to report during the day. I worked on my stuff a bit, rewrote some things, changed some things around. I have a fair amount of material that right now is at a pretty good place, it needs some practice before I make any major changes. Unfortunately, I have only two more shows, so I don't know what will become of those jokes. For dinner we threw some things on the grill, tasted good, some leftovers for tomorrow.

I headed out for my final gig at Listrani's. It was a strange night. It was mostly comedians, most of whom I'd never seen before. Two audience members wandered in to see one of their friends, but that was about in. No one was particularly good, but they all seemed to be doing it for their first or second time. My set was pretty good. People were laughing at most of it, I felt pretty at ease. I talked to some of the audience/comedians after the show and they seemed pretty positive. It seemed pretty genuine, which was nice. I thanked the one guy who had been hosting most of the time since I had been going.

Two more days, two more shows, then I'm shipping out. Hopefully the next two days and shows will be solid.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Performance the Twenty-fourth

Tonight, again at Listrani's. My final of eight performances here. This is where I saw my first open-mic. Not too much ridiculousness last night, hopefully there will be more tonight? Maybe. Also, I think Kabeer and Sam are coming, so we'll see what they think.

Edit: No Sam and Kabeer. Just me, flying solo.

Regimenting

Today was a pretty typical day. Up around the usual time, hung out and TPIR in the morning. In the afternoon I sent some e-mails and updated my resume, which was strangely amusing. I also got an e-mail from the Maury show asking to be in the audience. Which is funny, both because I have some Maury jokes and because they just found my e-mail address on the band website. Then I wrote some jokes, mostly reworking of the things from yesterday, but a few new ones. Nothing spectacular, but I think it went well.

After watching the usual sports talk shows yak about Brett Favre (grumble), I made some chili. I successfully finished the ground beef, the tomatoes, my onions, and my beans. A nice kinda toss everything in the pan. I made a lot, but the house-mates ate some and I'll have some tomorrow. Then, after a quick storm passed through, I left for my gig.

Tonight's show was just another day at the audience. The show had about seven comedians, which was a nice size, the whole show ran about 80 minutes. I went second to last, but that was not terribly late, so it was fine. I thought most of my stuff went well, and I got a decent sense of what worked. It's funny how some things I thought would be hilarious do poorly and other off the cuff remarks do well. Such is the art form. But I've definitely gotten more comfortable. I was talking to a new guy who said he liked to go first, otherwise he would just be anxious as the others went. I feel like I used to be like that, just worrying about my stuff, going over it in my head. But that is the case no longer. I can just listen and then get into joke-telling mode when it is my turn to go. Also of note, a very loud table of guys up front, who kept calling out things in very heavy accents. Why do people feel the need to talk? And if you're going to talk, don't sit in the front. Grumble.

Today was my last day alone in the house. Sam has off tomorrow, Kabeer on Thursday, and both on Friday. So the average day in the house, to some extent, is over. But it's not that different when people are home. My final week presses onward.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Performance the Twenty-third

Tonight, Listrani's. Let's see what hijinks our favorite comedian will be up to tonight. And as shady as this place is, I think I will end up doing eight sets there, the most of any place. So, there is some connection. If I ever make it to stardom, I think I will return there and just walk in and do some time. Someday, someday...

Talking

Oh no! I fell asleep watching TV and in my tired state forgot to blog. So a few hours late, but here we go.

I slept in a little more than usual. Nice. Then watched TPIR, as usual. In an effort to clear out the fridge and freezer I made a meatloaf. It was delicious. I decided that today I was going to write new material. So I just wandered around on the first floor talking to myself. It was more productive than sitting down to write. I'm glad no one else was home though, that would have been a little strange. So I just jotted down what I had been saying and then picked some things to make jokes out of. Then I made the jokes out of them and made a set out of them.

Although you're never supposed to do all new stuff, I did it anyway. Tonight's show was fairly mundane. Some of my things did well, others did not. I'll take another look at them and see what's worth keeping, what's worth changing, and what's worth ditching. I definitely felt comfortable tonight, though, which is good. It's becoming less and less of a performance and more and more of a friendly chat. Or at least that's how it feels. Nothing unusual from the other comedians tonight.

So, the last week. Not much out of the ordinary this week. I'll be performing every night this week, probably. Tuesday and Wednesday at the shady restaurant in Arlington, Thursday at the Comedy Spot, and Friday in Cleveland Park. Friday during the day will be a clean the house day, then I'm shipping out sometime midday on Saturday.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Performance the Twenty-second

Tonight, 11th Street Lounge in Clarendon/Arlington. My last gig here. I will bid it a tearful goodbye in slow motion.

Brunching

My dad came by this morning. After a brief tour of the house, we went to the Lincoln Memorial and then the Vietnam Memorial nearby. I guess it was worth checking out, just to see, but I've never been terribly fascinated by monuments. But it was an experience. Then we made our way to the Blue Duck Tavern for brunch. Boy, was it delicious. I had short rib hash topped a poached egg and horseradish sauce. Mmm. And other delicious things were consumed, overall pretty delicious.

After being dropped off, I spent the rest of the day doing very little. Hanging out, watching Tiger Woods blow it, raiding the fridge for dinner. Not much going on. We watched more Little League. Some of the kids are ridiculous, both in talent and in size. So that's amusing.

Looking ahead, I have one week left, then I'm leaving on Saturday. I hope to get out every night this week, which should be good. I feel like it's a bit strange just because I have no real goal at this point. I guess to be funny, but should I be working on old stuff or trying new things? Should I try some things I haven't done, like crowd work or winging it or things? I'm not exactly sure. Maybe I'll just do whatever I'll enjoy the most. We shall see.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Performance the Twenty-first

It was tonight! Hooray fairly useless information. It was hot there. Really hot, have I mentioned that? Also, I had to look up if the F in first was capitalized. I'm glad I checked.

Sweating

Hmmm. I can't really recall much of what happened during the day. Most of it was uneventful, that's for sure. We did watch of lot of the Little League World Series (well, the regional finals. Not technically the LLWS, but still good). It's always amusing, though it makes me nostalgic for my playing days. Le sigh. I think I also fell asleep at some point. The nap was nice.

In the late afternoon I rehearsed my act a bit, but I had done these jokes all week, so I knew them pretty well. Then I headed out. My Dad came down for weekend, so we had dinner out near the show at a decent Italian restaurant. Then we went to the show. The crowd looked decent to start out with. Then we noticed that the AC was not on. And it started getting hotter. And hotter. And hotter. It was really hot.

I think this worked against me, as after about five comedians, everyone was too hot to laugh. Lucky for me, I was about number ten. And the crowd was not really my demographic, few college-aged people. So, the jokes that had worked well the previous nights did not go over as well. Not terribly, but just not great. A very luke-warm reception. Just not my night, for many reasons. Oh well. After all the comedians went and the show was going on two hours (about 1/2 hour too long, I think), the top three vote getters were finally announced, and I was not among them. I don't know if I was one of the three funniest, but I don't think the top three funniest won. I noticed that two of the people went pretty early, before the heat set in. Really, it was hot. I hate blaming my not superior performance on the situations, but things were working against me. No one got huge laughs tonight, it was just not a mood for laughter. Oh well.

One more week, hopefully I'll be out every night during the week. After I post I'm going to the freezer. I hope the freezer pops are frozen...

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Pausing

Took a little bit of a "break" today from my hectic schedule. So I did almost nothing today, hooray! In the morning I stumbled across Die Hard just as it was starting. It never fails to entertain. I had to sacrifice the first half of TPIR to see the end, but after Die Hard was over I caught the end of TPIR. Then I drove Pat to the Megabus pick-up location on the other side of town. And then there were four.

In the afternoon I moved my things into my final sleeping zone of the summer. This one is possibly the best in the house though, so much like in the comedy world, I'm climbing my way up the ladder. I played some piano, but I fear I am outgrowing the Level 1 books I have. Not that I can sight read them all, but I feel like I could tackle all of them fairly easily, so playing slightly different patterns is not optimal. So I will just play a bit each day and then get the next level books when I get home. I worked on my act for tomorrow for a bit, I think I've picked exactly what I'm going to do. Tomorrow I'll practice and hopefully be without notes for the show.

Not much else happened. I ended up taking someone's futon back to GW for them. Because she came to pick it up from here...in a taxi. Hmm. Oh, and an epilogue to the video I posted the other day. I think this one is actually funnier.



Hopefully next time you read this I'll be a contest winner! We shall see.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Practicing

A usual morning. A bit of sad news, I finished my FMWs, so I'll be surviving for the next week without them. Watched TPIR, the usual. I played some piano today, then worked on my stuff. I had to trim it down to what I want to use on Saturday. I ended up being a bit over, but I decided to just take that with me to the show and go from there.

After dinner and such I left for the show. There was a lot of traffic, which is strange because I left around 6:45. I also found out that one of the sources to traffic was rubbernecking, which is really annoying. Just drive past, don't look! Gah. So I got there and signed up and talked a little and then waited.

As usual, the show went pretty long and I went near the end. There were a few newish people there who ranged in quality. Then the usual people did their usual things. I finally went up towards the end and I think I did pretty well. Considering there were maybe twelve people in total in the audience, the fact that there was moderately consistent laughter was encouraging. I really like this material and I feel comfortable presenting it. So hopefully the people Saturday night will agree with me and I will be crowned champion of the boat-themed restaurant in College Park, MD, which pretty much means you've made it.

Pat leaves tomorrow which means I'll be yoinking his room, with a big bed an TV. I'll be spending the last week here in style. Nice!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Performance the Twentieth

Twenty?! That's a lot. Nice. It's my usual Thursday gig at The Comedy Spot at the Ballston Mall. We'll see if the comedians have anything interesting to say tonight. We'll also see if the comedian I advised last night makes the trip.

Performance the Nineteenth

This was last night. I was going to write this post yesterday, but I wanted to be 100% sure before mentioning it. So yep, this was last night. With lots of swearing and ranting.

Reversing

So you know how yesterday was full of grumbling? Today was the opposite. Nice. In the morning I decided to call AAA since I may as well take advantage of my membership. The guy was going to jump it but then tested the battery which was apparently on the verge of dying, so he gave me a new one. He also offered to help me make extra money by burning CDs and DVDs for him. I smiled and nodded, and he forgot to give me his number, so I do not think I have found another business venture.

The day itself was uneventful. Did some errands, wrote some e-mails, watched/slept through a USA soccer loss. After dinner and such, I headed out for my gig, take two. This time the car started and everything! What a luxury.

I arrived around 8:30 and there were only three comedians on the list, non of whom I recognized. That meant our favorite ridiculous, bizarre comic had to host, even though he had to "do radio" in forty minutes. That poor, poor radio station. So, as the host he did about twenty minutes, which isn't that ridiculous with only three comedians. What was ridiculous was how he picked on a woman in the front row and made jokes about how she was in the army (she was) and had PTSD. Really, you're going to joke about that? Really? So after yelling at them to be quiet and escalating his yells to swearing and legitimate anger, he told them he'd pay for their dinner if they'd shut up and leave. So they did. Thanks for losing some of my audience, host!

Anyway, he left to do radio. The other two comedians were decent. I went second and I think did really well. I had pretty much as much time as I wanted, so I tested out maybe 10-12 minutes of material that I'll chop down to 6-7 for tomorrow and Saturday. The crowd, once they got over the original onslaught, was fairly favorable. So I think they gave good information as to what works. I felt really at ease tonight, maybe it's because I knew that no matter how bad I looked, I would be remembered more favorably than others. So woo. I was asked to close the show, which means to get up and say thanks for coming. I think I did a pretty good job.

After the show I talked to one of the comedians who had his first performance tonight. I gave him some advice about shows to do and websites to visit. I'm glad I can pay it forward as others did for me. I also felt super important and established, but hey, I'll pat myself on the back. So a much better day. Nice.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Grumbling

A usual morning. TPIR and FMW. My milk apparently went bad, so I had to mooch some other milk, which was whole milk. Man, that stuff is ridiculous. In the afternoon I cooked my eggplant before it went bad. After a bit of errands in the afternoon, I started putting my set together. I was trying to pick my best 6-7 minutes to do for the contest.

It was encouraging to go through and pick all of the things that I think worked. I would say that all of my items under consideration, maybe my B+ stuff and better (that's on my grading scale, not real comedy's....), probably totals to almost 15 minutes. So that's a solid amount to start with. And that's just a look through, I'm sure there are other good jokes I'm missing. But I picked and chose and ended up with what I thought was my best stuff.

After dinner and hanging, I got ready to go. And I got in my car and turned the key. Hmmm, that's odd. Nothing is happening. Upon further inspection, I had left one of the ceiling lights on. Which is silly, because I don't recall using that light. And in car design critique, I think it would make sense to have all lights turn off automatically after fifteen minutes. Who uses those while the engine is off for more than fifteen minutes? Grumble. So, AP was gone, so I couldn't jump it, and the metro would not have gotten me there on time. So I had to grumblingly return inside. Grumble. We will jump it tomorrow (and when I say we, I mean Pat because he knows how to do it and I don't and would probably explode the cars.)

The only thing making it slightly OK is that I had forgotten this place also had an open-mic on Wednesday that I usually skipped since I did it on Tuesdays. So I will go tomorrow. And perhaps I will go next Wednesday as well. So that means now I'll be doing seven or eight shows in ten days. Bedtime, we'll try this again tomorrow.